Venue: Upstairs At Three and Ten 10 Steine St Brighton BN2 1TE

“Most people put many months, if not years of hard work into producing a Brighton Fringe show. Finally they’ll arrive at the Fringe, financially ruined, relationships in tatters, but ultimately with a show that they can be proud of. That sounds really hard. So I bought mine off the internet.

I’m going to spend my day at the Sea-life Centre, have a nice walk along the promenade, nip to the Three and Ten to do the show, and try to get back to the room in time for an episode of CSI.

Can it really be this easy? Probably not.

But it will be brilliant! (That’s what it says on the box.)”