He’s the man, the man with the Midas touch, A spider’s touch, Such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin, But don’t go in. None of this really describes Bobby Caroll, but you should definitely go to his web’s of sin, and you should definitely go in. Because he’s funny, and he’s lovely, and he makes me blush when he talks about sex things. He runs lots of lovely Comedy Clubs. None of them are James Bond themed, making the opening sentence of this post entirely irrelevant.